Just for today I will walk in the fresh air. It is not raining, or snowing....The dog wants a WALK. He has been talking and talking for one all morning. He stands in front of the door and begs! I'm sure glad I didn't teach him to fetch his leash when he wanted to go out! We would be perpetually tripping on that thing! He would have it in his teeth continually in winter. The kids said when he was little and adorable,"But Mom, that is such a cute trick! and you gotta admit Mom, he always knows where it is! If he brings it to you,the search is over!"
The "Hunt is over" too when I trip on his adorable "fetch trick!" I didn't teach it to him!Whew! Dodged the Dogie TRAP!
The cat is so proud, she is outside! She don't look over one shoulder and grin at you---Just before she runs down the road ignoring your calls, demands and whistles. If she leaves the yard, well, who cares. She is spayed...The worst she is gonna do is eat someone Else's mouse! Every neighbor in the area has a cat of their own! No one thinks about a mean cat attacking' when they bring the UPS order! Heavens knows what this 25 pound poodle could DO!.....
I have it on good authority, well actually I have seen him do it! He goes for HANG TIME on gentleman's inseams! He has it down to a science! He can get right up there close to the "family Man!"The little Devil seems to know exactly what he is doing too...Short Legged Men BEWARE...there is a Zipper hanging POODLE in my yard!!!
The first thing he did was establish his territory with Son's Lady..He bit her on her bum! I'm serious when I say he is a thinking dog and knew exactly what he was doing! He has her trained! She sits very still when she is here. He loves her kids, but is jealous of that lovely lady and wants her to know who is BOSS of this house...IN hers he is a gentleman, well except for kissing the baby a lot!
That cat is a real little tease, she stands just out of his reach and teases him continually! She just loves it when he "comes for her" at a high rate of speed and HITS the end of his chain!...Did you know cats smile.....they also plot against small dogs! It's true! I have watched her do Plots! She stands there looking all innocent. She is coal Black with Bright Green eyes.She KNOWS how close to stand. She KNOWS when she can tweak his nose with just one claw and still be out of reach! I wonder if we could get an armistice HERE? If a politician could get these two not to go to war...I would personally see to it he was elected, and there wouldn't have to be ONE commercial on TV telling anyone what a JERK his opponent is! If he could talk them into being friends He could do ANYTHING!
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