Thursday, November 26, 2009

All trails lead to the OUTHOUSE!



Awwww the Outhouse, Every trail on the farm seemed to end at that uncelebrated necessity of homestead living!

Like most Outhouses ours was utilitarian, not pretty! It was on the hill. clear across the yard from both the spring and the creek! That put it above the drive ....above the house....and quite an interesting hike when one was in a hurry on a snowy day!!! It was always best to take the garden trail cause one could ease up that hill instead of climbing like a mountain goat to the top of a hill. There were no stairs, It never dawned on Dad they would be a welcome way of reaching the "necessary house". After all was said and done he was all man. The whole world was his toilet....Roosters are said to say "cock a doodle Dooo" old farmers and farm kids sing out "any Bush will DO!"Their Daughters and wives did not share that spiritt!

The outhouse was a one board thick clap board,function....You could watch for car coming up the road, through the spaces in the boards. There was no half moon on the door!Since the door was hung with old chunks of leather, very often there was no door....Till the ladies of the house complained long and loud! In the summer there were splinters,DON'T ASK! when it rained outside, it often rained inside and since the water from the whole roof was channeled through the cracks in the ceiling it could be raining harder on the inside, than the outside! "Rain me a river!" There was no heat to melt the snow on the roof! Of course there was the wind. It did relieve the smell a bit and ruffled the feathers of the wrens that had the bad idea of nesting in the eaves, making their own large mess on the outside...A different sort of course to run to get to the house in a hurry!

Dad put in a coffee can full of lime, to kill the smell, the idea was to follow all "solid matter"with a scoop of lime to kill the smell. The reality was, NOTHIN would kill that smell.

The posies Mom planted all around the outside did not rival the aroma from the inside!So there you have an idea of how it looked from our front door. It was a short"L" shaped drive,It was best to have someone direct a driver when they backed their car around...

One of the neighbors came up for aload of hay, from the alfalfa field that stretched as far as one could see down through the draw and was our REAL front yard! The brothers bailed and lifted it onto the truck as high as they could pile it! The more they loaded the better the price. A lady ws backing the truck out with her wide spaced mirrors she obviously did not know how to use! Her son directed it! Back up Maw!More! More....cut it sharp! She did as she was directed! Till BAM! "Then he yelled"STOP"!

I think she already had the idea!!She hit just blow the Outhouse, and darn near loaded it onto her truck with the huge load of hay....In truth if it had not been loaded so full, I think she would have had it in the bed of the truck with her!

Dad observed to Mom, "See why I don't put up steps?"







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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

This old house

I've fiddled round all summer, like the ant and the grass hopper. My fiddle won't feed me
come winter. I bought the heaters I wanted for my home....which reminds me of the
old home and the wood stove....
A wood stove is almost a living being. It alternates between belching heat and smoke.
One never knows when it will do either. We had a tall living room wood stove in the
cabin on the hill. My brothers regularly fed it whole large logs to keep us warm. First
they had to cut it down from our woods, and bring it into the yard with a work horse,
that hated to be worked. She didn't mind pulling six or eight kids on sleds while one
of us rode her through the deep meadows. She just didn't care for pulling logs. She
would come on like the poor poor horsey with a broken leg! Till my brother begged
and cajoled her into being hooked to the logging "rig."
Those eleven and twelve year old boys sawed down the tree of Dad's choice
with an old Mc Collogh chain saw......I think that was how it was spelled....my memory
is as old as I...any way, can you imagine turning eleven and twelve year olds lose
to fell a tree with a gas powered saw in the middle of a hundred acre woods....NO
cell phones either!

Sometimes the bears watched them as they worked! The only
thing between them and the bear was a belching, bellowing chain saw that probably
wouldn't cut butter unless a lot of pressure was involved! Once the tree was fell, the
"bumped the knots"/ limbed the tree, and hooked it onto a cable, that was in
turn hooked to the tack on the old work horse who was
expected to be docile and drag that log into the wood lot beside the house. She would
do that, in her own fashion. It took a lot of work to get just a little work out of that
horse.

Once they got the wood brought to the wood lot, they sawed into stove lengths,
chopped it and piled it, then carted a load into the house to keep us fed and warm.
Mom had a wood fed, cook stove which was hooked to a water tank so we
had warm water to do dishes and take a bath in the middle of the kitchen in
her wash tub. The whole idea of modesty was not applicable in this day and age.

The whole idea of fresh bath water was a foreign concept. There were six of
us then, and the wash tub was filled for Dad, then Mom.....each in accordance
with their age. I was last, behind the brother who sang, "I peed in the bath tub!"
While he danced around in a flour sack towel! That water was "well used"
before I ever got my turn....and I doubt that brother was lying a bit with his
little song!

The way to the toilet was, out the kitchen door follow the path, walk due East to
the little building that stood on the hill. You wouldn't need to see it, One
could smell it FIRST! You could also hear it buzz. Even with lime the flys loved it.
No one wanted to tarry on the pot. The only reason there was two holes was cause
no one wanted to go alone after dark! We had cougars.

One night we came home late to hear a bawling. We looked for a calf at first..
Then we discovered two bear cubs high in a tree in the mountain behind our house.
We had a cousin with us,whom we had to nearly tie to the truck to keep him off the
hill. He wanted to go grab a cub! We had to convince him the Mama was near by!










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